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    November 03

    la barbie divorcée

     

     Un homme va acheter un jouet à sa fille et demande à la vendeuse : 
    - Combien coûte la Barbie de votre vitrine ? 
    D'un air condescendant, la vendeuse lui répond : 
    - Laquelle ? 
    Nous avons : 
    - Barbie au fitness pour 19,95 euros, 
    - Barbie joue au volley Ball, pour 19,95 euros, 
    - Barbie fait des courses, pour 19,95 euros, 
    - Barbie va au travail, pour 19,95 euros, 
    - Barbie va danser, pour 19,95 euros, 
    - Barbie divorcée, pour 265,95 euros. 
    Tout étonné, l'homme demande : 
    - Pourquoi la Barbie divorcée vaut-elle 265,95 euros alors que toutes les autres ne valent que 19,95 euros pièce? 
    La vendeuse, avec un air d'autosuffisance, lui répond : 
    - Monsieur, la Barbie divorcée est vendue avec: 
    - La voiture de Ken, 
    - La maison de Ken, 
    - Le bateau de Ken, 
    - Les meubles de Ken, 
    - L'ordinateur de Ken, 
    - Et un ami de Ken... 

    Quelle salope cette Barbie !!!* 
     

     

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